Here in the Virgin Islands most things just don’t work the same as they do in the “states”. We have a saying that if you can get just one thing done in a day here you are doing well, forget 4 or 5. So we learn patients and a little more about how to enjoy life.
So all things considered you have to take life with a grain of salt and a smile on your face. I have come across some sayings that I think help keep things in focus (no pun intended). I think they are funny because they have sort of a twisty kind of truth embedded in them. So here are some of my favorites.
1) I have given up on the search for truth, and I am now looking for a good fantasy.
2) Two wrongs do not make a right, but three lefts will get you back on the freeway.
And particularly for you folks that are always in a hurry …
Remember the second rat always gets the cheese.
Cheers,
Gary